Cast Iron

When one is so constipated that their bowels have the feeling of being used to Cast iron.

"man i have been Casting Iron for two days now"
"doc, i need something to smelt this Cast Iron" (asking for prescription laxatives)

Apple syndrome

When one will purchase any and all Apple products regardless of price or need, as long as it as the newest product to date.

In extreme cases a sufferer can be presented 2 identical iphoneS's, one labeled iphoneS and the other the new
iphone 5. They will then delude themselves into thinking that the one labled iphone 5 is superior.

"I heard that the new I phone 5 is coming out soon, better start saving up!"-sufferer "what do you know about it?"- friend of sufferer "I don't know anything yet, I just want it"- sufferer
"you got apple syndrome dog!"-friend

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