Prairie Doggin

v. The uncomfortable sensation resulting from a turd repeatedly pressing against the rectal sphincter and having to be squeezed back in; analogous to a prairie dog popping its head in & out of its burrow.

Damn, I gotta find me a shitter fast cuz I'm prairie doggin one monster of a log!

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malt liquor

frothy beverage normally consumed on mondays in celebration of Malt Liquor Monday. Can be consumed at other times during the week. Usually found in 40 oz bottles, but is also a steal in the 6 pack of 16 oz hurricanes for $3.87.

Drink malt liquor, its not as bad as you think.

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igit

someone who is socially incapable and/or a douchebag

you are a fucking igit

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Pete-myster

One who is most popular, known to all inside school, the local area and a top figure in sports of any kind. Also know to be sought after by every woman within a 5 mile radius.

That dude's a true pete-myster. I know 6 hot chicks that'd love to get with him.

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kandis

A girl who hides behind a mask, but is truely beautiful on the inside. She may have a few quirks though.

Man shes weird, but shes kinda nice.

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can of worms

1) A can containing worms. Fishermen find this yucky and sticky.

2) A yucky situation better left alone.

Maybe you shouln't talk to Maria about that. You're about to open a can of worms.

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d'oh!

Side Note: When this term appears in scripts for The Simpsons, it appears as the words "ANNOYED GRUNT"

SCENE FOUR

Bart quickly flees the kitchen with Homer's wallet

BART: "See Ya, Home-Boy"
HOMER: {ANNOYED GRUNT}

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