Pathetic Noise

Ususally refered to as (Pathetic Noise), <pathetic noise>, *pathetic noise* or Squeak, the pathetic noise is a high-pitched squeak noise produced by pushing air through pursed lips (not sucking). The air is pushed from the mouth with use of cheek muscles (not the lungs/diaphram).

The noise can take much practice and a long time to master, but once perfected it can become part of everyday speech quite easily.

Origionally a part of the Spacko language, this has become a central point for many conversations in plain English too.

It can have many meanings (anger, jubilation, sorrow, etc), depending what context it is used in.

Dude #1: (Pathetic noise)
Dude #2: (Pathetic noise)
Dude #1: (Pathetic noise)
Dude #3: (P-a-t-h-e-t-i-c n-o-i-s-e)
Dude #2: FINE!
Dude #1: (Patheticnoise)

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Spacko

A language spoken by a certain group of people in a part of the UK.

The language combines phrases from French, English, Old English and ocasionally German, as well as crosses of languaes and "made up" words and noises.

It is called spacko presumably because the creators viewed it as a language that others may see as being spoken by people with low intelegence.

Many verbs

Dude #1: Dude, je suis bored
Dude #2: Howabout we do an Ein Circulette and listen to mine Muh Puh trois player?
Dude #1: FINE!
Dude #2: (Pathetic noise)
Dude #1: Lets play doo go to Bournemouth
Dude #2: Whyingest?
Dude #1: Parceque I feel like it
Dude #2: Noingest
Dude #1: FINE!

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Glovetastic

A feeling of excelence towards an object, situation or person

Dude #1: Dude, how art thou?

Dude #2: Glovetastic, Dude

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Tadpole

A young man that goes out with an older woman.

It's sad how Anna and her tadpole get all these stares from the close-minded, just because of their differences in age.

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Neon

A random kid who enters stuff into dictionaries because he is borred. (Not deffinitions like "tadpole" and "z-fighting")
member of the Glove Shack

Neon: Dude!
Dude: Neon, I didn't see you there!

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Gloveshackular

see Glovetastic

I feel Gloveshackular

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Well Done

The one and only phrase ever said by the Well Done lady. Origionaly appearing on a rat extermination game, "Well Done" has become a frequent part of the "Spacko Language".

Well done is a phrase of jubilation and joy.

Dude #1: DUDE, I GOT US TICKETS TO SEE STEVE HARLEY!
DUDE #2: Well Done!

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