Crazier than a fruit bat

A level of crazy that is crazier than whack but less crazy than batshit insane. NOTE: this does not apply to situations. It is only used to describe people or other animate objects.

Don't call that chick, bro - she's crazier than a fruit bat.

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Homerphone

A homerphone is an extra syllable, most often "ma," added to a word for comedic effect. The name references the mispronunciations of Homer Simpson. Be advised that this can only be applied to certain words and should be limited to one per sentence - the homerphoner should use his or her discretion as to proper usage.

I was edumacated by the dictionary's definition of Homerphone.
OR
I was educated by the dictionary's defimanition of Homerphone.
OR
I was educated by the dictionary's defination of Homermaphone.

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Spiced tits

A pleasing smell. An odor that brings forth memories of long-forgotten happiness.

Mmm are you baking cookies? It smells like spiced tits in here.

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