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The god of amongst all anime traps.
Astolfo is a male anime character made to look as though they are a female.
Friend 1: Dude Astolfo is so cute
Friend 2: Ayo what the fuck that's a guy
Friend 3: Oh shit
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To relentlessly insult somebody with absolutely no mercy. Usually consists of similar insults, but rarely any ever reused. Packing style insults almost never have any relation to anything, and are pulled out of their ass.
Dude 1: Yo man what's up
Dude 2: Yo shut the fuck up idiot
Dude 1: Nah bro I'm gonna pack you for that
Dude 2: You won't
Dude 1: Dumbass boy look at your hairline lets see how many fingers it can fit, fuck wrong with you boy I walked in on you jerking off with a Thanos gauntlet on to fucking Veggie Tales bitch ass boy look at you fuckin eyebrows boomerang lookin ass boy I walked in on your Grandma being butt fucked by a gang of fifteen cockroaches all dressed in suits and top hats with coconuts on their titties singing "awinga bae awinga bae aaa" bitch ass boy tell me why your grandpa lost a 7 hour staring contest to a fucking handicapped parking space bitch ass boy your mom shoves hotwheels up her asshole at 3am and calls it "THE THUNDERDOME" fuck wrong with you boy you sit in the sauna with a windbreaker on for fun fuck wrong with you boy tell me why your grandpa's crusty ass pussy looks like it got snapped away by Thanos bitch ass boy tell me why you look like fucking Barney The Dinosaur if he had 23 chromosomes bitch ass boy ugly ass.
Guy 2: How the fuck did you say that all in 12 seconds without stuttering
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An incredibly ugly, unattractive, rude, stupid looking, or dumb person.
Guy 1: I was at a restaurant, and then this big ol fucking doopfuck walks over and starts trying to start shit
Guy 2: He sounds like a real ugly asshole