Japanese English

Almost the reverse of Japanglish. These are words invented by the Japanese to literally emulate English, but are totally confusing to native English speakers

Paper Driver = Licensed Driver w/o a car.
Service = Free item
Cunning = Cheating on Tests
Smart = Slender

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Japanglish

The speech pattern Wapanese use to show that they know 4-5 words in Japanese and try to insert them into everyday English speech in order to sound cute and/or superior.

Did you see that girl walking down the street. She is totemo kawaii!

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