cold war friendship

A relationship between two people who can't stand each other but remain "friends" for social expediency.

This cold war friendship on facebook is just one of hundreds. My haters love to keep me close.

Muppetize

Muppetizing is the process of poorly singing a song in an almost mocking fashion to the extent in which your voice resembles one of a muppet.

I love to muppetize "Livin on a Prayer"

IVTWCMAB

Insert vitriol that would catch me a ban.

Used in substitution of saying what you actually mean as to not attract the ire of social media moderators and algorithms.

Oh my fuckin god I'm so pissed right now because (IVTWCMAB)

IVTWCMAB

Insert vitriol that would catch me a ban.

Used in substitution of saying problematic statements which would assure bans from social media sites.

Oh my god you have no idea how pissed I am! (IVTWCMAB)

panniversary

At the end of every year in the pandemic we shall celebrate another dreaded pandemic anniversary.

Happy panniversary! Ahh you got me a respirator and some rubbing alcohol, how sweet!

NP

Nerd Points

Excellent slaying of the goblin horde with only a level 2 dagger, Chester. +10 NP

19👍 27👎

RMESHTH

Rolling my eyes so hard they hurt

Some guy: I think Trump is doing a great job!
Me: (RMESHTH)