Newark valley, or nerk valley is one of the most redneck towns around, we love our cousins, and you can probably get away with shooting your neighbors cat because they probably have to many, if you donât drive a lifted, rusted, early 2,000âs truck you are most likely thought of as âretardedâ. Most kids in Nerk valley high school walk around with dip cans in their back pocket and a spit bottle in the other. If you walk into the bathrooms in between periods or even in the middle then there will most likely be 20 kids in there ripping 50 nic. And youâd better take a rip or youâll be thought of as a snitch and youâll probably get beat up
Letâs go to Newark valley because I havenât seen my cousin in awhile and I wanna show her how much I missed her ð
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