Chili cheese dog

When you are having a threesome and you stick your cock inside the ass of one girl and shit slides down your dick, and at the same time a girl with cheesy feet gives you a footjob.

Chili: shit Cheese: footcheese Dog: your cock

Dude did you hear Amber and Glust gave Logan a Chili cheese dog last night??

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rug wife

When you don't enjoy being intimate with your wife so you take to a rug to enjoy yourself.

Jim: My wife is so boring, I want a divorce.
Mike: Don't divorce her, that would cost too much, just get a rug wife.

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