Sling Mud

The act of liquid defecation such that the inside of the bowl is covered by shit.

That burrito went right through me. I'm gonna go sling mud.

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H.A.M

Home And Masturbate

"Work was so bad today, I just want to go H.A.M."

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Baked H.A.M

Masturbating while heavily stoned

I was in complete Baked H.A.M mode when my wife walked in and caught me with porn on the computer.

one-handed drum solo

Masturbation

"That old guy was at the bus stop doing a one-handed drum solo!"