nut huggers

Tight jeans or shorts worn by a man resulting in male camel toe.

Dave was wearing his nut huggers again. His crotch looked like a vagina!

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eggrilibruim

To balance out the remaining eggs in an egg carton. Thus, creating even weight distribution.

Susan: Tom! You can't leave six eggs on one side of the carton and have nothing on the other side of the carton!
Tom: Why?!?!?
Susan: Because silly! You must acheive eggrilibruim. If you don't the carton will be unbalanced. Which will increase your chances of dropping it.
Tom: Ok...what would increase my chance of dropping you?
Susan: Oh Tom!

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