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Utility Stick

When you perceive your dick for exactly what it is. A handy tool used for human reproduction. So you refer to it as such.

"Yeah, me and Jessica were both drunk as fuck last night when we screwed, I thought I wasn't gonna pull through, but luckily my utility stick got the job done."

"I didn't really want to fuck her, she looked like she just got hit by a mack truck and her pussy smelled like sewage, but she insisted on having kids. So I just took some viagra, held my nose, and let my utility stick get the task done and over with."

by NeverLove-333 May 12, 2020