Graf

A member of a very boring normal Chicago suburban family. A Graf usually has a mechanical memorization and ritualization of birthdays and holidays. They rarely socialize outside of their family or visit “the city”. Instead they spend weekends picking berries and doing other family exclusive activities. A Graf rarely operates in life individually, rather they operate as a coalition family unit of Graf’s.

Berry picking is such a Graf activity.

Arpee

A tall, skinny, young, white guy with a flat topped hair cut. (Origins derived from City High Band and Jazz Band director Ryan Arp.)

That guy is so arpee!

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Townie

Small town midwesterners that gather in large groups, who have no boundaries, but are often very friendly people.

Townies often consume lots of trulys, hangout at Walmarts and see college towns as sprawling urban jungles.

When at college townies gather together to form fake household families, that often result in numerous petty family feuds.

Townies also try to keep track of how many days they have been sober, as they lose track of their consumption of trulys & busch lattes.

Don’t invite them, they are all townie’s.