Pontus

A code word for a sexual predator, or someone who regularly lies about their age.

I found this cool dude named Beavis the other day. He said he's 17.
Beavis? He told me he was 23.
Damn, guess we ran into a pontus.

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Enewy

1. A person who is very well known for clicking a few buttons and then dipping with no further elaboration. But still a pretty cool dude all things considered. As well as being very self aware.

2. Doing the right thing at the right time. (Most accurate when selecting people for a purpose) With near, if not, total perfection.

Person A: I pulled a total enewy the other day with picking my team for the group project, they'll do all the work while I occasionally bud in to have interesting conversations.

Person B: dude you need to get off that edating server Dank daily, the inside jokes on there should NOT be spilling over into your daily vocabulary.

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