New Jersey

The fakest state ever. Full of weird smells, tacky people, and fake beaches. While driving from New York to New Jersey, you are greeted by a garbage land fill. No one understands what's wrong with wearing sequins and glitter everyday and wearing a short dress is not possible for girls. Such a fake state that it is currently being used as an adjective.

"Hey, do you like this dress?"
"It's sort of New Jersey..."
"ewww. Next store."

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