Ebay

The god of all men. In school he rules over everything and everyone. No one could over power him if they tried.
He might be the shortest but is the smartest. He ain't got no six pack but is as strong as a beast.

Yo mum: who is that new kid at school
You: he's eBay
Yo mum: he looks smokin

Jo

Usually the coool guy in class

Wow joe is so cool