Dinnering

the process by which a girl will go on numerous outings for dinner with no intention of dating, sleeping with, or even kissing the guy who is treating.

Note: this is like a sport in Chicago and NYC.

We went out the third time and i realized she was dinnering me, not dating, so i was never going to get laid.

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Holiday Hijacker

(Noun) a person who thinks it is acceptable to schedule their stupid life event (wedding, baby shower, etc.) on holiday weekends, thus putting you in a socially precarious spot of forfeiting your free time or telling them they're not worth a long weekend.

Friend: we're going to the lakehoude for the 4th. Wanna come?
Me: I wish I could but Ellen is a holiday hijacker and scheduled her stupid wedding for that weekend.
Friend: Bitch.....

Twitterdick

Twitterdick; (noun) the sensitive area of ones public persona that becomes damaged when said individual is savaged on Twitter.

Me: Did you see the tweet from the Holocaust Museum saying Lindsay Graham was full of shit?
Friend: Yeah....right in the twitterdick.

Alpha Dump

when your dump overrides the smell of other peoples dumps in a public restroom, thus asserting your dominance over them, and granting you relief from their aroma.

I took an alpha dump in the middle stall this morning. The other two left immediately.

Manshaming

The male targeting counter to slut shaming where men are made to feel bad about themselves for having man-thoughts, or saying/doing man-things.

Katie caught her boyfriend Steve on pornhub and manshamed (manshaming) him by telling his mom what a pig he is.

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