A scale (like the Richter scale for earthquakes) which measures the snarkiness of a comment.
Her comment about past sexual abuses by the Church registered a 7 on the snarkometer.
Apparel that is acceptable for a business Zoom call.
I need to change into my Zoom shirt before my call with the boss.
An expiration of body gas during sleep
My lover looked so still as she slept but then her somnambufart almost killed me.