Internate

To spend time on the internet.

"Maybe I'll get on the Internet a little before work, or internate, if you will."

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Meeting with Hank

Code for announcing a trip to the restroom at one's place of employ. Hank refers to Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo from the South Park special of the same name.

"It's time for my afternoon meeting with Hank."

or

"I feel a Hank brewing."

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corporate pole smoker

Sucking up to management to get ahead in the corporate world.

Did you see Bob in that meeting?! What a corporate pole smoker.

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interbate

To masturbate to pornography downloaded from the Internet.

"I'm going to go home and interbate."

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