Fuzzy white lint that looks like cotton fibers on your clothes.
Hey come here you got a little foostie on your sweater.
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An inability to sweep the floor with a broom.
I went on a date with Kim and I picked her up at her house there was dog hair everywhere she must suffer from sweep apnea.
A condition that allows a person to wash all the dishes in the sink but the pans.
My girlfriend does a great job on the dishes until her panorexia kicks in.
A building that was built completely crooked. Out of square.
A way people walk when their drunk on moonshine.
Jesus look at that barn it's all scygoggled.
He was so drunk he scygoggled over yonder and passed plum the hell out!