Noncey

Any name that begins with an A can be considered noncey

Alex is noncey

Baking ice

Doing a task that accomplishes nothing

Police: What were you doing on the night of June 19th 2015
Me: I was baking ice
Police: How have you survived this long

Latin beverage

Typing in pee to google translate to latin and reversing in a couple times translates it to beverage

Pee -> lotium
Lotium -> urine
Urine -> potus
Potus -> beverage
Coined by NextJen

*scene* sat at bar with a friend
Friend: what you want
Me: anything but a latin beverage
Friend: *laughs in british*
Visible confusion on bartenders face

WPP

Stands for worm pocket pussy when the person you love asks you would you still love them if they were a worm and you say yes but you really mean you would cut them up into tiny pieces until you had enough to fuck and then carry them around as a portable pocket pussy

Would you still love me if I was a worm
WPP
Divorce or freaky sex its one of the two

Miglet

A sex act involving lubricating your entire body by rubbing a lubed up midget over yourself

1: Did you bone that chick you met last night?
2: No she wanted to miglet
1: Spooky shit

Uncle Ben’s Rice Grime

A strange unidentified growth found on the inside of a rice cooker after continued use without cleaning it

I was about to have some curry but encountered Uncle Ben’s Rice Grime

Latex batman

The furious act of jacking off while wearing a batman costume to heighten sexual arousal clasping your dick with something latex to simulate a false catwoman

We don’t talk about Alex’s suspicious actions of the latex batman