Siringlish

Bad grammar produced from cell phone when you try to use voice-to-text functions.

"Siri, tell Jim, 'I am almost there' "
Siri, "Ok, I'll tell Jim, 'Pie at most hair' "
Siringlish

Kadoodle

A colored piece of ice

Look the icecream man. I want a grape kadoodle.

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