Jason's cake

thickest and most scrumptious cake you will ever see.

Adam: WOW, look at Jason's cake. I want to eat it all
Ben: you do you Adam. It does look very good tho.
Adam: I will eat it all

Shmink

A very small penis. A penis that is so small that people laugh at it.

Wow, Ben has a Shmink. HAHa