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Droopy Flange

When a "lady" has had so many partners that her 1 car garage feels more like the parking complex for an olympic sports stadium, she is said to have a "Droopy Flange", or be suffering from "Droopy Flange Syndrome".

Also characterized by excessive skin that may or may not flap in the wind. Also useful as a blanket on cold nights.

Don't tempt me with your DF. or
I bet that BasketBallCock has cause a bit of droopy flange in it's day

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Slinging Yoghurt

The act of ejaculation into a partner's face.
Can also be used to refer to an incidence of masturbation when the result is messy and requires much cleaning up. Tissues usually suffice, but in extreme cases mop and bucket are required.

a: ey man, what did u get up to last night?
b: i met a crack-whore down at the park and ended up slinging yoghurt.
a: awesome. hi five.
*fives*
b: yeh. all over her face. she'll be washing it out of her hair for days.

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BBC

Basketball Cock

A penis with a circumfrence comparable to the the length.

Damn, that guy has one huge BBC. Or

Gotta love the BBCs

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