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The act of pulling out the porn just before sleeping and having a wank before passing out asleep. A common practice amongst teenage boys, as well as self-proclaimed celibates.
Man - "So what did you get up to last night ?"
Colleague - "Not much, just watched tv and read myself a bedtime story"
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When engaged in a sexual act with a partner who has an unusually noisy habit of yelling or screaming "Oh God", "Oh <insert name>", or any other name for that matter. This is repeatedly done until orgasm. Nothing to do with religious banter whatsoever.
Adam - "Mate, that girl i took home last night was singing praises all night"
Steve - "I know, cos I heard it through the walls . . . didn't you find it weird she was screaming my name though ?"
Adam - "She was ?"