a walking HJ. Used for when a guy is holding his girlfriends hand and gets too excited so you use the back of her hand to stroke yourself, while walking.
"man i was walking my girl home and she just look so hot, i just had to touch myself."
"how'd you manage to do that without letting go of her hand?"
"A CLEAN DISKY, bluh!"
A Gouch Monster is a girl who suck dick with their teeth, leaving the male subject traumatized about getting head again.
Not to be mistaken for gooch.
"Dude, i can't even walk."
"what? you let the Gouch Monster come over to your house again."
"...yeah"
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