Tube tickle

When there’s an itchy-tickly feeling in your urethra. Typically dealt with in males by applying pressure to the taint.

Shit. Hey nobody look, I’ve got a tube tickle to fix.

Nagasaki

An atomic shit. The kind of shit that leaves the bathroom in a toxic, radioactive state for up to hours after the disaster.

“Holy crap, Adam definitely dropped a Nagasaki in there. I almost threw up and I barely got past the bathroom door.”

“Bro, it’s bad enough that you dropped a Nagasaki in there. But for the love of God, can you please make sure there isn’t any fallout left in the toilet after you flush? Nobody needs to see that”