Nagasaki

An atomic shit. The kind of shit that leaves the bathroom in a toxic, radioactive state for up to hours after the disaster.

“Holy crap, Adam definitely dropped a Nagasaki in there. I almost threw up and I barely got past the bathroom door.”

“Bro, it’s bad enough that you dropped a Nagasaki in there. But for the love of God, can you please make sure there isn’t any fallout left in the toilet after you flush? Nobody needs to see that”

Tube tickle

When there’s an itchy-tickly feeling in your urethra. Typically dealt with in males by applying pressure to the taint.

Shit. Hey nobody look, I’ve got a tube tickle to fix.