phool

A Phool is a super stupid person. Alot worse than a fool beware of the phools they shall ruin us! (stress and hold the ooo in the middle for extra stupidness)

Beck "Do sheeps go ribbet?" Niall "Omg man NO YOU PHOOL!"

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peter north

fucking grade A sex wee MACHINE

Taking it to the limits : Hooked on crack 7

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Stocious

To be incredibly drunk.

She was stociously drunk, confused and lost.

15 pints of guinness - I was absolutely stocious.

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hale

a word from the early 17th century period which refers to a ragamuffin with no morales who copulates excessively with his right hand.

if you keep on wanking people will start to call you a hale

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crack one off

v. To fart, usually loudly or pugnaciously.

Some dude on the train cracked one off as I passed him by.

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gobdaw

An idiot or fool. (Irish slang, used mostly by country folk).

That fella's an awful gobdaw.

That stupid gobdaw crashed his car again.

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happy hat

A condom

Ed: I was gonna bone this bitch
Bob: Why not?
Ed: Had no happy hats
Bob: Shit one

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