Take a half

To leave work early. Usually unexpected

I am sick of this shit.Imma Take a half up in this bitch

Funnel Chair

A chair that has been modified with a funnel in the seat and a hose.Thus making it a toilet with a persons mouth on the end of the hose.The person sitting on the funnel chair then proceeds to urinate and defaecate into funnel and down the hose into the other persons mouth.

I just saw a video called Funnel Chair where this dude sat under this chair and ate some girls piss and shit

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Poopbat

When a person writes on a bathroom stall with a turd

Did you see what Joe wrote in stall #2 with a Poopbat

Lady Balls

A womans pussy lips

Sally passed the basketball to Jane and it hit her in the Lady Balls

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Hand Children

Any sperm ejaculated with own hand

I got rid of some Hand Children last night.

I got some Hand Children on my pants.