Suffolk

Suffolk, as in Suffolk County (Long Island, New York), might as well not exist. People from Suffolk just don't fit in and pretty much never will, no matter how hard they try. Suffolk people are constantly trying to prove themselves better than people from Nassau. Their insults are so pathetic that Nassau people will simply insult them back and scare them away or just walk away laughing. If you have a 631 area code, just accept it, you suck. With the exception of the Hamptons, Mountauk, & Huntington, Suffolk consists of a hopelessly pathetic population and useless land that should just separate from the rest of Long Island and float away into the Atlantic Ocean.

Actual insults said by real people from Suffolk to people from Nassau:

"You seem like one of the people who would switch lanes on a highway without looking because theyre so full of themselves."

"NASSAU SUCKS GOOSE ANUS. WAIT YOU DON'T HAVE GEESE ALL OF NASSAU IS A DUMP WHERE SEAGULLS RUN THE LAND!"

"Sweet i wish i had the largest mall in New York thatd be fucking sweet...NOT"

"are people from nassau blind? its a toga you tard!"

53👍 100👎