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1)A great surprise someone would really like... if you had enough money.
2)Not the past, or future, but NOW...wait...NOW...NOW.NOWWW....AGHH
3)To show something boring, like a power-point on how boring things are
1)Tommy got me a tiny present, so that's why I got him a worm.
2)In the present, I am sad.
3)"May I present my diorama?" suck-up Sally asked.
A "stupid person" who isn't able to understand things as quickly as others.
Cannot go a minute with sneezing.
Bob:What is X+Y?
{All hands except Joey's go up}
Nina:Ha! Joey is such a nincompoop!
{Joey sneezes}
Easy to break, and if dropped, it is very likely it will break.
Man 1:"My dilly bar is so fragile!"
Waiter:"Do I look like I care, sir?"
Man 2:"Yes."
Waiter:(smacks Man 2)
This is not what astronauts wear! Old dudes wear this. Batman wore this for his 156th birthday! SpongeBob wears this a lot! It is for your ugly faces, so they don't show much. Chicks hate it!
Boy 1:Your ugly.
Boy 2:Look at that moon suit you have!
Girl 1:I know! I cannot date him!
Noun. Adjective.
French and English, meaning "On the long go"
If you are moving to another state or country, you would be on a shiploin.
The plural is shiploins.
Your move will be shiploin. Adj.
Wii you be on the shiploin?