Adam

A hot sexy man with a 15inch long penis

"Hey, you know Adam?"

"Yeah, you mean that hot sexy man with a very long penis who has sex at least 10 times a week?"
"Yes thats him alright"

Smurf

When a midget is blue and might possibly be named Simon (Simaug). A smurf is always inting everybodys league of legends game.

Simon Sjöstrand is a Smurf.