thwapt

Derived from the English 'twat', increasingly popular from the late 90s onwards amongst urban speech impediment societies, especially the Society for Hindered and Impedimented Terms (SHIT) who are rumoured to have invented it to keep up with rising London demands for so-called 'Impedi-swear words'

'Geth away from me, no, thewiouthly, you are a righth thwapt.'