Soyboy

A "man" who through constant consumption of estrogen producing soy based products and playing Nintendo games designed for kids, have managed to lower their testosterone to levels that shouldn't even be possible.

This usually leads to a litany of lifestyle problems such as: relationships where their girlfriend/wife openly cheats on them, health and physical appearance problems (such as neck beard, obesity, premature balding, and poor vision), illnesses of the mind such as communism. And last but not least an insatiable urge to post cringey photos of themselves with their mouth wide agape like a drooling mongoloid.

Soyboy: plz plz plz! Do I have enough good boy points to play Legend of Zelda yet??
Soyboys GF: No Kieth, I'm sleeping with Tyrone tonight and he doesn't want you playing videogames past your bed time

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