Nichan sleeping bag

When you stick both feet into a vagina and pull up until the vagina fully surrounds you in the shape of a sleeping bag

Bro #1: “I got so cold last night I went to my girlfriends house and used her as a nichan sleeping bag”
Bro #2: “same bro but I used my dog instead”

McShitstain

When you order a McChicken, hash brown, and a egg McMuffin and take the egg and hash brown and put it in the McChicken and eat it and it is so good it’ll leave a shitstain in your underwear.

“What did you eat at McDonald’s? “
“I had a McShitstain and it was so goodie left shitstains on my boxers!”

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OMG ronny

Instead of saying Oh my gosh/Oh my God. You can say oh my Gawd ronny to expand upon your point of suprise or unhappiness. Commonly used with a sort of Boston accent on the God.

Friend: hey man, I just got us tickets to A concert!
Me: Omg ronny! I’m so excited! I can’t wait to go!

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Nïchan’s Sleeping bag

When your stick both feet in a girls vagina and pull up on it like a small sleeping bag around your feet.

“Dude I did Nïchan’s sleeping bag on her last night, she loved it”

“Bro that’s so awesome!”

Ratatouing

When you ask your girl to make you some dinner but she refuses so you crawl into her vagina like Ratatouille and control her and make the dinner but with her body.

“Bro last night my girl wouldn’t cook dinner so I Started ratatouing her”

Portage quesadilla

When you put down newspaper and shit, pee, cum, vomit, pop pimples, and put gravel on it, then fold the newspaper and put it in the oven for 15 minutes at 425° and eat it.

Hey bro I’m so hungry
Same, let’s make a Portage Quesadilla

Hell yeah that sounds so good right now

LGTFOMC

LGTFOMC (Like get the fuck outta my country), Best used in situations where someone does something cringe or stupid. Can be said by those who are not native to the country to make it ironic. Must

Friend: *Does take the L dance in public*
Me: LGTFOMC bro.