a condition where you are mutated and grow a third testicle (usually orange in color) in between your two other balls.
people with this condition usually dont live very long because this third testicle can sometimes explode causing permanent injuries or even death.
joe: im mutavitinal
wilma: what does that mean
joe: it means i have 3 balls
wilma: nice
a substance made when you accidentally nut inside 118.294 mL of melted paraffin wax and let it set.
Nutwax is a very dangerous substance that can melt pretty much everything, the only material that can withstand the strong corrosiveness of nutwax is pure weeweedium, which can only be found at the earths core.
carl: FUCK I ACCIDENTALLY MADE NUTWAX!! WERE ALL GONNA DIE
jacob: all we can do is pray to the cum gods for help now..
A name typically givin to males. Men with this name are statistically more likely to become gay/zoophilic during early puberty.
they usually have a minecraft username containing "UwU", "OwO", or ">~<"
one example of a username would be "doggygordonUwU"
Candice: yo what the fuck, is that gordon over there raping a duck-
Jerkon: *interrupts* oh that? thats totally normal for guys named gordon around that age
when you beat your weewee too much it go boom and zzzzzz and ooga booga and ding ding ding
wanker: i just achieved penile hypertrophy..
wanker 2: nice