Nutwax

a substance made when you accidentally nut inside 118.294 mL of melted paraffin wax and let it set.

Nutwax is a very dangerous substance that can melt pretty much everything, the only material that can withstand the strong corrosiveness of nutwax is pure weeweedium, which can only be found at the earths core.

carl: FUCK I ACCIDENTALLY MADE NUTWAX!! WERE ALL GONNA DIE
jacob: all we can do is pray to the cum gods for help now..