Meat Spanker

A person who enjoys Jacking Off

Rufus' pop is a dirty meat-spanker.

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drug problem

a drug problem is when an unsuspecting person has been drugged by someone as a result of organized crime or some other form of malicious mischief. a drug problem is best usually ongoing and administered in a variety of ways through coffee, cups, clothing, projectiles, food or other sneaky means like toothpaste, contact lenses etc.

Some people use drug problems to destory the competition.
I don't use drugs recreationally and hate drug problems.

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shootyouinthefuckinface

A simple word best used for bank robberies.

Hey! how do you spell shootyouinthefuckin face?

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Anus Putsch

the invasion of an anus by armed facists with the intent of over throwing the democratically elected anal governing council

Assdoph Shitler was sentanced to several years in prision after his failed 1931 Anus Putsch.

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blorpy

A word that can be randomly substituted for any other word in the english language.

Sometimes you act like such a blorpy.

Damn, that blorpy paintjob kicks ass.

You need to blorpy your driving, or else blorpy wont be able to blorpy by your blorpy.

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P.H.A.T

If you want to be insensitive or just cruel to some anorexic person, say something such as "Anorexia is P.H.A.T."

Anorexia is P.H.A.T.

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deffin

To white out, to get paranoid whilst stoned

He's deffin...

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