alabama farmyard

Where a girl gets bored and horny and sets a tarp on the living room floor covered in baby oil, plays beastiality porn on the tv, and let’s careless whisper playing full volume in the background on repeat. She then feeds viagra to her dogs then proceeds to let them fuck her(up to 5 dogs) until the viagra wears off and she is satisfied.

“I heard Candice had an Alabama farmyard last night, what a slut”

“Dad I came home early last night and I walked in on Samanthas Alabama farmyard…”

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cantonese pudding

A man defecates on a woman’s chest between her breasts and then titty fucks her.

The resulting concoction after he finishes of cum, sweat, and feces is then scraped with a wooden spoon into a bowl and served hot.

“I thought our sex life was boring until he made me some Cantonese pudding”