Emily

There are many different Emilys out there. Some good ones are hard to find. Almost are independent. But every once and a while, you’ll find what that is independent but secretly needs you. If you found her, you have to hold on. You can’t let her slip cause the second you do you end up like me and you do NOT want to end up like me.

Btw, she’s super amazing and definitely out of your league.

Me: Daaaamn that Emily looks mighty-fine!
Other guy: Duuude hold onto her she’s like super amazing and she’s hotter than a goddess.

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Urban Dictionary

A way for un-cool kids to become cool by looking up popular words

Cool guys: Dude that’s a thot right there.

Me: (pulling out my phone and opening Urban Dictionary)