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Just a guy who wants to be liked, but somehow always gets shit thrown at him. Is pretty aware of when his friends are lying to him, but is still gullible enough to fall for it, in hopes of becoming more well-liked by his peers
Fake Friend (to Guy): Hey bro, I like the new drip
Guy: Aw thanks
Fake Friend (when Guy is not there): Did you see what that guy was wearing? He thought I fuckin liked it too! What a fucking Niko!
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Blind Blame (otherwise known as Blindfolded Blame) is when someone accuses something or someone else of something that is actually the fault of either the Blind Blamer's own short-comings, or a lack of understanding the other side's perspective/reasoning. The lack of both self-reflection and seeing other perspectives makes it a form of Miserablism, and is most done by students and some political activists.
Examples of Blind Blame include:
⢠Students (who dont pay attention or study any good) blaming teachers or the education system for their bad grades, without thinking about 1: if they maybe didnt study well, didnt pay attention or just never bothered asking questions, or 2: the reasons the teacher has for giving them that grade, and the reasons the education system has for working the way it does.
⢠Political activists (who are bad with money and lack good work ethics) blaming capitalism for why they're poor and calling for communism, despite not taking into account 1: their own financial decisions and how their resumé looks in current job market, or 2: why communism usually leads to even more poverty and how capitalism, while not perfect, has more opportunities for monetary success
Note: remember that these examples are not saying that blaming teachers or politicians is always Blind Blame. There's a reason I specified "who dont pay attention" and "who lack good work ethics" in these subjects. Its just those subjects with these traits that I am reffering to
A tankchud (optionally tank-chud) is someone who displays some of the attributes of being a chud, along with an unreasonable amount of knowledge on tanks and other military vehicles and tools. A tankchud can name most tank models just by looking at one for a few seconds, and knows exactly which wars it was used in. The tankchud usually also shows extreme signs of being terminally online, along with a bunch of humor relating to nazi Germany. Their hours on Hearts of Iron and War Thunder should never be underestimated.
-oh that over there has to be a Panzer model 8
Dude stop being such a tankchud.
-IM NOT A TANKCHUD! Just because I leaked CIA documents over inaccuracies in War Thunder vehicles, does NOT make me a tankchud!
⦠It kinda does dude.
a weed knight (or green knight) is similar to a white knight, though instead of running to a woman's aid whenever she faces the slightest resistance, weed knights focus on defending the funny plant theyre addicted to. If at any point weed is said to not be some kind of miracle cure or god forbid someone says its addictive, the weed knights are sure to come to make sure the lead theyve based their entire personality on isnt scrutinized
John: "I think youve got a cannabis-addiction man"
Jack: "nah I can stop whenever I want, I just choose to do it every day! Besides, alcohol is way worse for you!"
John: "yeah we all know alcohol isnt any better, but at least im not an alcoholic! Stop being a weed knight and admit youre addicted"
When someone is blabbering on and on about something you don't give a shit about, and out of pure disrespect, you put an airpod in your ear to tune out and ignore their constant yapping
"So anyways bro, there's this guy right? And he looked at me and he said.... Wait what was it he said again? Oh yeah it wa-"
*Inserts airpods* 'Man, that's crazy'
"I swear to God, are you doing an AirPod tune out right now? I knew you were a bitch"
'Say again? I couldn't hear you'
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The act of explaining something to someone, but adding a lol at the end, to make the other person feel bad, even they are in the right. This can also be a lmao, or even an XD, (however; the latter is much more cringy, and is more often used by furries)
Person A: How many turnips do I need to buy from Daisy Mae to get bamboo shoots, in animal crossing?
Person B: You don't buy them lol. You get them on a mystery island tour.
Person A: ...But I watched someone get them in the mail, from Daisy Mae, live... And that's much more reliable than hoping to get a bamboo island.
Person B: Whatever. You probably dreamt it up lmao.
Person A: There are articles that even explain it, but they don't say how many you need. You don't need to add the condescending lol/lmao when you're wrong.
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