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When a terrorist blows up a twin tower in a womans ovaries, placing a bomb inside the egg disguised as a fetus during the 9 month pregnancy, proceeding to explode during birth.
Man: Honey, how are you pregnant?!!
Woman: I can explain! A terrorist placed a Sperm Bomb in my pussy!
Tonight, I'm gonna have myself, a real big cock.
Right in my aaa-aaa-aaa-aaassssssss!
My anuuuuuus. he'll twist it inside ouuuut, yea.
Cum's swimming around, inside my ass, so
Don't. Fuck, Me, Now...
Don't, Fuck Me-
'Cause I'm having a good time, having a good time!
I'm a swimming sperm, going through his ass
Like the black cock, that's ripping up his anal cavity
I'm a raging cock, passing through in male placentas.
I'm getting hard, hard, fuck,
There's him fucking me.
He's burning up my ass, aaahhh
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mister AnalKnight
I'm being fucked real hard and super tight
"I wanna make a sexy fucking slave out of you"
Don't Fuck Me Now, I'm having such a good time
I'm having his balls
Don't Fuck Me Now
If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call,
Don't Fuck Me Now ('cause I'm having a good time)
Don't Fuck Me Now (yes, I'm having a good time)
I don't wanna fuck at all, yea
I'm a rocket dick on the way to the
Wet tight little asshole
I am a barky log, I'm out of semen
I am a sex machine, ready to fuck hard
Like Adam & Eve, about to
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh explode
He's burning up my ass, aaahhh
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mister AnalKnight
I'm being fucked real hard and super tight
"I wanna make a sexy fucking slave out of you"
Don't Fuck Me, Don't Fuck me,
Don't Fuck Me, hey, hey, hey!
Don't Fuck Me, Don't Fuck Me,
Oo, oo oo, I like it!
Queer's Gayest Shits
Featuring:
Killer Peen
Brohemian Chrapsody
You're My Boyfriend
Somebody To Fuck
Tie Your Brother Down
We Fuck The Champions
We Will Fuck You
Spread Your Cheeks
Cum On My Face
Fat Bottomed Boys
Don't Fuck Me Now
Boy Of My Life
(My) Crazy Little Thing Called Love
Fuck Me
Play The Wang
Smash
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Ooh, let's go!
Steve walks gayily down the street,
With his pants pulled way down low.
Ain't no sound but the beating of meat,
The cummies ready to go.
Are you ready, hey are you ready for this?
Are you fucking the woman with your meat?
Out the dickhead the cummies drip,
To the beating of meat
Another one bites my nuts
Another one bites my nuts
And another one bit, and another one bit
Another one bites my nuts
Hey, I'm gonna bite you, too!
Another one bites my nuts
How do you think I'm gonna lose my voice,
Without you when you're gone?
You took me for all the cummies I had,
And left me dry to my balls.
Are you fapping, is your nutsack dry?
How long can you beat your meat?
Out the dickhead the cummies drip,
To the beating of meat.
Another one bites my nuts
Another one bites my nuts
And another one bit, and another one bit
Another one bites my nuts
Hey, I'm gonna bite you, too!
Another one bites my nuts
Hey!
Oohh, stroke it!
Bite my nuts!
Bite my nuts, hey!
Hey
Another one bites my nuts
Another one bites my nuts, ow!
Another one bites my nuts, hey hey
Another one bites my nuts, eehhh ayyy
Ohh, shootout!
There are plenty of ways that you can stroke a man,
And bring him to the ground
You can beat it, you can eat it,
You can treat him bad, and edge him when he's down.
But I'm ready, yes, I'm ready for you
I'm using both hands on my meat,
Out the dickhead the cummies drip,
(add me on discord for the rest + more parodies @Nivid#0004)
Queer's Gayest Shits
Featuring:
Killer Peen
Brohemian Chrapsody
You're My Boyfriend
Somebody To Fuck
Tie Your Brother Down
We Fuck The Champions
We Will Fuck You
Spread Your Cheeks
CumOnMy Face
Fat Bottomed Boys
Don't Fuck Me Now
Boy Of My Life
(My) Crazy Little Thing Called Love
Fuck Me
Play The Wang
Smash
Secret Semen Pies
Obedience Lover Boy
Now I'm Cumming
Another One Bites My Nuts
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When a person (1) bends down or lies in the doggy-style position to receive the vocal vibrations by having person (2) insert their lips into their anal cavity, singing a song into person (1)'s asshole.
Person 1: So how was your guys' first date last night? Anything fun happen?
Person 2: Yeah, it was fun. He bent me over and gave me Anal Opera. Oh mama mia mama mia!
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When a gay guy jizzes into an open erect penis.
Person 1: How was your date?
Person 2: It was great, Daniel gave me Homo Jizzus Erectus last night.
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When person (1) is receiving fellatio from person (2) while (2) is humming a song into person (1)'s stretched open urethra.
Nick: How was last night's date? She give you sloppy toppy?
Conor: Fuck yea, man. She gave me Penal Opera
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