Binglish

Binglish stands for British-Indian-English. It is the language spoken by Indians who one fine morning wake up in India, fly to Britain to learn their language and humour, and come to USA to tell the Americans they do not speak English.

Pronounced as Bee-nglish

Here is how a Binglish speaker will correct you:

Bloody hell, humour is spelled as "humour", not "humor".

Blimey, it is called "Coriander", not "Cilantro" you twats.
It's arse, not ass. Ass is a donkey.

Ugh! He is speaking "Binglish" again.

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Indalish

Indalish is the English spoken by Indians with British English spellings and grammar but don’t use words like “blimey” and “arse” as frequently as used Binglish and English speakers do.

Can you say naughty-naughty in Indalish?