A creature from the Roberts family in the Genus Micheal. The yellow bellied sack sucker is a creature of the night. Found in dark alleys sucking only the dirtiest smelliest sacks. If you make eye contact with this creature you could vomit from its nastiness.
I was walking home last night from the bar when I saw it! âThe yellow bellied sack suckerâ was grunting and sucking so many sacks! It was terrible!
Made from tonic, gin, scotch, mint and a touch of dog piss. Can be used as a topical cure for skin irritation also.
Booooy Iâm hungover from that âbang your cousin mixerâ last night. Better make a paisley mojito to cure the hangover and splash some on this new rash.