Dook-Snooze

When you fall asleep while taking a dook

Nick: I'm tired but I gotta take a dook.

Austin: yeah, you need a snooze.
Nick: I'll probably take a Dook-Snooze

tuxedo trots

When your at a wedding and have massive diarrhea flowing out of you while you run the the bathroom.

Mom: Where is jimmy going so fast the weddings about to start?
Grandpa: Oh he ate the Indian food; so he got the tuxedo trots!