gfgf

Gluten free girlfriend

When your girlfriend has a gluten allergy

Im rob’ gfgf

POMA

“Pissing out my asshole”

When your diarrhoea is so fluid that it feels like you are pissing out of your asshole

I was so sick after taco bell it was like i was POMA

Crusty

A spiritual, earthy person. Generally unwashed, possibly barefoot, and frugal.
Similar to: “crunchy” and “hippie”

“Look at that crusty”
“That crusty guy with the dog”