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Chinese Astronaut

Sexual position in which two hands are entered into the vagina, moved apart to widen said vagina, and then face inserted between the hands. Derives its name from the eyes being pinned between hands and stretched backward.

"Dude, I totally just gave my girlfriend a Chinese Astronaut. I must have looked like a chink in there!"

by NigNogger November 6, 2009

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