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walker's crisps

Really Nice Crisps (chips to our cousins across the pond)

could i have some Walker's Crisps Please

by Nige December 21, 2004

13πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


bolus

a chewed piece of food, not slang on its own but see it combined with masticate to devastating effect: the bane of biology teachers everywhere.

i can't be bothered to write the example twice, just click the masticate thingy.

by Nige April 19, 2004

14πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Bavarian water harp

Slang term for pussy, cunt or beaver.

I wouldn't mind playing a few notes on her Bavarian water harp...

by Nige March 31, 2004

10πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


royal wipe

when one wipes ones bum after a dump and the paper is as white as it was made, aka 'an angel', no residue

dave was in and out of the loo in 2 minutes as he performed a 'royal wipe'

by Nige September 18, 2003

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Eartha Kitt

Shit, Dump

I'm off for an for an eartha kitt, good old Eartha

by Nige September 18, 2003

69πŸ‘ 57πŸ‘Ž


gipping

when something revolting makes u wretch un-controllably

the smell was so bad i was 'gipping' for hours

by Nige September 18, 2003

207πŸ‘ 62πŸ‘Ž


chewed orange

the state of ones 'ringpiece' after vigorous wiping due to a very hot curry, or a case of the 'wild shites', or during a dose of the 'the trots'

i've been wiping so much my arsehole is like a 'chewed orange'

by Nige September 18, 2003

13πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž