Really Nice Crisps (chips to our cousins across the pond)
could i have some Walker's Crisps Please
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a chewed piece of food, not slang on its own but see it combined with masticate to devastating effect: the bane of biology teachers everywhere.
i can't be bothered to write the example twice, just click the masticate thingy.
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Slang term for pussy, cunt or beaver.
I wouldn't mind playing a few notes on her Bavarian water harp...
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when one wipes ones bum after a dump and the paper is as white as it was made, aka 'an angel', no residue
dave was in and out of the loo in 2 minutes as he performed a 'royal wipe'
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I'm off for an for an eartha kitt, good old Eartha
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when something revolting makes u wretch un-controllably
the smell was so bad i was 'gipping' for hours
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the state of ones 'ringpiece' after vigorous wiping due to a very hot curry, or a case of the 'wild shites', or during a dose of the 'the trots'
i've been wiping so much my arsehole is like a 'chewed orange'
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