Cheese Stringing

A term used when a female is given a front wedgie and her knickers split her lips in a rather painful way.

In a frenzied moment of bedroom passion, Jim grabbed hold of Tashas g-string and gave them a good pull resulting in an unexpected and painful cheese stringing .

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Hedge Treasure

When finding men's mags discarded in a hedge. Often thought to be like finding treasure for a teenage boy.

When retrieving my football from a hedge i spotted some prime hedge treasure to take home for a late evening browse.

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