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Boring units

Metric units aka the measurement system every other country but the United States has switched to even though it consists of boring decimal points, powers, and zeroes.

It weighs 1.2 pounds. Or 544 paperclips in boring units.

by NigelM May 6, 2022


boring unit

Metric units, the unit system a vast majority of the world still rely on, even though it has been having a tendency to put many Imperial and Customary users to sleep.

Meter, liter, gram, kilo, centi, and milli are boring units.

by NigelM June 14, 2024


Hilltop Reserve

A place where you'd try to shoot a car tour video, then get kicked out by a guy driving a Chevy Silverado.

You can't film at Hilltop Reserve!

by NigelM April 5, 2018


She-he

A person who is accidentally revealed to be a half-woman/half-man, usu. met with a scared expression from the discoverer.

I found out he was a she-he, half-man/half-woman, and I went running to my sister scared!

by NigelM December 21, 2022


Volkswagen Beetle

1. A derogatory term for the Porsche 911, referring to the style and general look of the car. Jeremy Clarkson hated this car so much the term became a running joke on Top Gear, a BBC car review/talk show he hosted.

The Porsche 911: And here it is, the Volkswagen Beetle in running shoes.

by NigelM June 14, 2021


Insuricare

An evil and corrupt insurance company which never helps customers and is run by a greedy manager named Gilbert Huph who claims he's required by law to deny allegations of denying customers' claims.

Tell me how you're keeping Insuricare in the black! Tell me how that's possible with you writing checks to every Harry Hardluck and Sally Sobstory that gives you a phone call!

by NigelM September 13, 2020


income tax

When you swallow tacks and they won't come out

The tacks went in! Maybe they're income tax!

by NigelM April 20, 2018

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